How we are busy saving the world from the apocalypse!

Mangalore Today News Network

Mangalore, Dec 21, 2012 : While the population of the world has been going around minding their own business or praying to the supernatural forces to save the world, we the rationalist- humanist groups have been doing it with our latest invention- the Pralaya prevention machine! Since it is totally made in India we have used the Indian word for it- pralaya! While Bengaluru is the software capital of the world, Mangaluru can now take the pride for having devised a technology to save the world from a watery end! While the term being ‘Bangalored’ has a bad connotation, being ‘Mangalored’ can be now taken as a word to show the name of the place where the device which saved the world from a watery end was made and run.

 

 

 

The sophisticated bio feed back nano technology device shown here has been continuously working since midnight of the December 20th  to avert the apocalypse and will keep on working till December  21st is over from all parts of the world. Though I am not at liberty to reveal the exact sophisticated technology behind its working as miscreants may device a counter for it and hence neutralize its working and cause the much dreaded watery end of the world, I can say that it works on the resonance frequency of the water molecules inside it working in consonance with that of such molecules in the universe and thus preventing any dissonance from causing any movement of these beyond a certain limit. 

While tides can happen and rivers flow, any disastrous variations will be prevented as the limiter of the devise has been set so that the usual natural events are not disturbed. However, no water bound disasters like a flood can happen. Once the 21st December  passes all over the world, (since we are not sure whether the Mayans meant local time at each place or their time) I shall be revealing all the technological marvels that went into the making of this compact machine which has saved the world. 

While I have been working on this water based disaster management system, the other humanist organizations have been working for prevention of other disasters for example IHEU has been working on as asteroid prevention vibro generator, JREF has been busy operating a earthquake prevention resonometer, while a number of other skeptic, atheist, humanist organizations in all parts of world, have been working for a flash point lowering device which can cool down any volcanic eruptions!

 In fact the Australian skeptics have been the first to spring into action as they are very close to the international date line! While one may wonder where the technology for this machine has been derived, I have to point the fingers at the holy books of all the religions which have predicted the end of the world through such means. While those parts which describe the ends have been in circulation, there were those which had also the solutions for them.

We have managed to get these portions by hard research  and have used this knowledge to make these devises which have saved the world from a disastrous end.

Again, a word of caution to those who work in laboratories and think that they know what this machine is! It is not what you think it is. The internal parts have been replaced with most modern nano technology based bio feed back microprocessor based systems.

We once again assure the population of this earth that due to our incessant efforts nothing shall happen to us on the 21st December and those who want to predict the apocalypse can select a new date with preferably enough notice so that we can get ready for the end of the world for n+1th time!